Scotty Paris: ---because I told you to do it! Yeah, yeah. You know what? You’re fired. It’s about time I got an agent capable of handling the needs of a champion! This is ridiculous.
[Scotty snaps his phone in half and throws the pieces on the ground. Just as he does this, someone walks into his dressing room.]
Scotty Paris: You! Who let you in here?!
[Paul Priest walks into view with a big smile on his face. Jade is standing at his side.]
Paul Priest: Uh, I walked in the door.
[Paul points behind him with his thumb to the dressing room door. Scotty stares at the door, wide eyed.]
Scotty Paris: Unbelievable! I need a whole new staff. These people are completely incompetent!
[Scotty takes a new cell phone out of his pocket and dials the agent he just fired..]
Scotty Paris: You’re unfired. Fire all of my security staff and hire better ones. Then, pack up your desk because you’re fired again!
[Scotty throws his phone on the ground and stomps on it, shattering the screen. He walks over to a locker and takes out another phone. He makes another call, forgetting about Paul entering the room. Trixie squints at Paul and Jade and taps her toe on the floor.]
Trixie: Well, shouldn’t you be going? We’re busy here.
Paul Priest: You always were so hostile. It’s a real turn on, every time.
[Trixie face shifts to a furious glare.]
Paul Priest: Ok, geez… Look, we just wanted to congratulate ol’ Scotty on his championship victory! I, for one, am really proud of him coming back for injury, winning the title. You know, before he left, he and I were right there in heavy competition and one would have to think that I would be next in line for a shot at the belt, wouldn’t you say?
Trixie: Hah! That’s never going to happen. Scotty has better things to do than squish a bug like you. Take it somewhere else, Paul. There’s a long list of challengers ahead of the likes of you.
Paul Priest: That really hurts, Trixie.
[Paul looks down at the floor. Jade steps in front of him and stands face to face with Trixie.]
Jade: You’ve got a lot of nerve. This man is one of the greatest, most talented wrestlers in the ring..
[Jade turns to Paul and rubs his chest.]
Jade: And, I must say, one of the most talented men I’ve ever been in --
Trixie: -- Oh please shut up right now!!! I don’t want that visual. Paul, get out here and take your skank with you! Now!
[Jade turns around and slaps Trixie. Trixie stumbles back and rubs her cheek for a moment. She then tackles Jade and both women roll around on the floor brawling. Paul looks down at both of them and starts throwing his hands in the air.]
Paul Priest: Yes!!! This is awesome!!! Scotty! Bring your phone over here! We need to record this!
[In the background, Scotty is seen with his back to everyone, still on the phone. He waves a hand in their direction, clearly ignoring the situation. Both women get to their feet. Trixie shoves Jade back and she bumps into Paul, who catches her.]
Trixie: You know what? You want to get into this? Let’s do this in front of everyone.
Paul Priest: Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod…
Trixie: How about we settle this in the ring!
Jade: Oh, it’s on!
Paul Priest: Yes!!!! This is the greatest thing that has ever happened in the NRWL!
[Paul takes Jade’s hand and pulls her away while she stares at Trixie. Trixie gives Jade a cold stare of her own.]
