[The Holy
Duo's music hits, and heading out to the ring is Benjamin the Blessed
and The Filthy Friar, meeting a chorus of boos]
Jim “The Amp” Johnson: Here comes
the Holy Duo! And thankfully, it doesn't look like they're going to
attack anyone!
Warhead: Keep your guard up, Jim. You
never know with these guys!
[As Benjamin and the Friar get to the
ring, there is a bucket and cloth set up in the middle of the ring.
Benjamin grabs a microphone]
Benjamin: I think that the world is
starting to learn. You people are starting to see the truth. You do
not like it, but slowly, you will. When we focus, our foes crumble
before us. Sometimes though, we lose our concentration for the
briefest of moments. We fall into the temptations of the demons that
defeat us. One of those demons was a man named Ash. Ash fought The
Filthy Friar a few weeks back...and Ash pinned him. He threw water on
your flame of hope! But that is not the worst of what he did. After
the match....he extended his hand to the Friar. I have never seen
such disrespect in my life!
Jim “The Amp” Johnson: What?! Ash
wanted to congratulate The Filthy Friar on a hard fought match!
Warhead: Wait, maybe Benjamin is
talking about The Filthy Friar himself! It's not likely, but he might
be!
Benjamin: That very act...that is an
act only for the just! Ash extended his hand in an attempt to sully
the Friar! Watch closely Ash. I will cleanse your putridity. Once
through The Filthy Friar, and once through the agony of the ring.
[Benjamin kneels down and grabs the
cloth. He dips it in the bucket, wetting it, and begins to wash The
Filthy Friar's hand]
Warhead: I don't know what to make of
these guys. They're definitely short a few brain cells!
Jim “The Amp” Johnson: And Ash
seems to be the next one they have their sights set on! Now can
someone get them out of this ring?
[Benjamin continues washing The Friar's
hand, until the camera finally fades out]
