A Man of Solutions

April 1st 2011



Rex Anarchy has been rummaging through a storage area in the NRWL Arena. Cameras caught up with the NRWL Champion to see what he was up to. He stepped behind a large wall of chain linked fencing, shook it, and walked away. He picked up some chairs and tossed them down, knocked on a folding table, and then looked away in deep thought. Finally, he looked straight ahead and smiled. He grabbed our camera man and centered the camera on himself.




"Is this thing on? Good. Apollyon, I have to hand it to you. You weren't the over-hyped, inflated piece of garbage I expected. You actually have some skill. I'd say you've earned yourself a shot at the belt and I'm granting it. The NRWL does not feel the same way as they seem pretty angry about you and your bag headed buddy skipping on the tournament. Bad for business, they say. Better qualified contenders, they suggest. Who cares? It's not their belt anymore. It became mine when I won it! But today is the NRWL's lucky day because Rex Anarchy is a man of solutions. I've been thinking about the best way to go about this and I think I figured it out. The NRWL wants a contender to climb the ranks. They want him to climb to the very top and look down over all others. I'm going to give you an opportunity to experience it. See this over here?"




Rex Anarchy motioned for our cameraman to film the corner of the room. There, propped up against a wall was a ladder.




"Apollyon, you are going to climb the ladder of the NRWL! At the top, the NRWL Championship. The very title your manager so desperately wants so you can be the next 'poster boy champion'. It'll be great. They'll make action figures of you, T-Shirts, and maybe even a movie deal! Nick Belhor profits from you and I really hope you don't let him down. The guy has one hell of a mortgage on his Fun House and he can't afford it if you aren't bringing in the big bucks! For your manager's sake, accept my ladder match challenge for the NRWL Championship. I'll bring the ladders. All you need to bring is yourself. Leave the fear of heights at home."




We appear to have a challenge from the champion in the form of a ladder match for the NRWL Championship. We'll keep you updated as this progresses.