Where There's Smoke, There's Fire. Where There's Fire, There's Ash!

April 5th 2011



*Jay Phillips is standing with Ash in front of an NRWL backdrop*




Jay: This is Jay Phillips, and I'm back here with the ever-exciting, Ash! Ash, last week you and Storm put on a good tag match, but when all was said and done, the Anderson Malone team came out on top. Your thoughts?




Ash: Yeah, Jay. That was a total bummer! I really thought we had that match! Marty and Slugger are two tough dudes, and I'm not making any excuses, but a part of me wants to question the ref's call of allowing Marty McFly to illegally come into the ring and punch me off the apron like he did.




Jay: What would you have done if you were still on the apron, then?




Ash: I totally would've jumped in the ring and broke up the pin!




Jay: Isn't that illegal?




Ash: Oh definitely! That's why only a part of me wants to question the ref. But, he's human, and we all make mistakes!




Jay: I'm confused.




Ash: That's great! Because I have an announcement that is going to blow-up your mind so hardcore you'll become unconfused!




Jay: That's not really a word.




Ash: *stone faced* Jay, you're being a Stiffly Stifferson.




Jay: No! No! No I'm not!




Ash: I'm just messing with ya! But anyway, check this out! I've got a challenge! So....who here wants to see the fans' favorite, ME, in action!!! *cups hand up to ear, listens off camera*




Jay: ........*looks backs and forth, then at Ash* .....We're on a sound stage. You can't hear the crowd back here.




Ash: Maybe YOU can't, Jay! But I totally can! And they want to see me wrestle! With fans like this behind me, I know I can accomplish anything in this federation! And that's why I'm pulling out all the stops and laying it all on the line and calling out Abbadon!




Jay: Wh-What??? Abbadon?!? Are you freaking nuts??




Ash: I'm free-kaaaaay! Yeah! And I got nuts! .....*reaches into back pocked and pulls out small bag of Planters, which he opens and starts munching on* But yeah, Abbadon....you and me. In the ring! Or out of it. Yeah. That's right. Cause when I said pulling out all the stops, I mean this is a No Holds Barred match!




Jay: No Holds Barred???!? Do you know what that means?!?




Ash: Oh crap! You're right. I don't want it limited to just holds! Let's make it a No DQ match! That should cover everything! Yeah!




Jay: Your funeral. What time can visitors call?




Ash: Hey, Jay! My doors always open! Visitors can stop by whenever they want! Abbadon and I are going to steal this next show! And when I win, I'll be sure to thank you, Jay, because I wouldn't have been able to do it without awesome fans like you!




Jay: You're welcome. This is Jay Phillips with Ash, with his challenge issued to Abbadon. We look forward to hearing Nick Belhor's answer soon. I'm sure his hands are full now working with Apollyon's upcoming title Ladder match against Rex Anarchy and possibly Scotty Paris.




Ash: That title will be mine soon, Jay! How can it not with you and all the fans believing in me?!




Jay: We'll see soon enough.