[Jay Phillips is in the interview area.]
Jay: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest, Travis 22.
[Travis 22 steps into the scene]
Jay: Travis, I wanted to ask you about your thoughts on your loss to Tiger--
Travis 22: Whoa whoa whoa there, Jay! Loss? What loss?
Jay: Your….loss to Tiger Johnson.
Travis 22: You might want to re-watch that match, Jay. I didn’t lose!
Jay: Y…..yes you did. You got pinned for a 3 count.
Travis 22: Oh. NOW I see where your disconnect is. You’re one of THOSE people who think an entire match is summarized in 3 seconds. Well, you couldn’t be more wrong, Jay. Watch the entire match. I was phenomenal. I completely dominated. I owned that old hack with techniques that are far better than anyone else on the planet! Re-watch the match, Jay. You’ll see how freakin’ incredible I was. Then, come back and tell me if old man Johnson laying on me for 3 seconds is better than the extraordinary match I put on.
Jay: Well, the win/loss record is kind of important…
Travis 22: The win/loss record is just stats, and as we all know, stats can be manipulated to say anything. The fans would really be bored if matches were just three-second contests. Look at the whole picture, Jay. I entertained everyone out of their seats that match! I was pulling double-duty because I had to pick up all the slack that old Tiger was putting down with his snooze-inducing style! And if you ask me, that makes ME the real winner here.
Jay: Uh, ok, I guess. So what’s next for you?
Travis 22: There’s this cat who keeps calling himself the “fans’ favorite wrestler.” Well, Ash. I am calling you out on that, sir! You might have been the fans’ favorite...until now! That is a title that now belongs to me! People love winners, and I am not only a winner, but I’m also undefeated! So let’s do this Ash! Let’s give the fans’ their welfare checks’ worth! Yeah!
[Travis 22 walks off camera smiling.]
Jay: Uh…interesting. Well then, Travis 22 and Ash at the next show! Should be a good one, folks!
[scene fades out.]
