[The camera
fades in to show Mr. Lifeguard in the locker room, his head in his
hands. A few seconds later, El Termitas walks into view]
Termitas: You're not looking too good
Lifeguard. What's the matter?
Mr. Lifeguard: I've been doing some
thinking. What if...what if I'm not cut out to be a wrestler? What if
my true calling is saving people, and not hurting them? What if I
just.......quit?
Termitas: Aw, come on man! Don't say
things like that! It's only been a couple of losses. No need to beat
yourself up over that! You even beat Storm Harrison!
Mr. Lifeguard: I know that but, it just
seems like I can't get on a good winning streak. This goes beyond
NRWL! Things haven't been the same since my father got thrown off the
roof of a building by the Behemoth.
Termitas: But you got revenge on the
Behemoth and beat him, remember?
Mr. Lifeguard: That's true, I suppose.
Termitas: Then I have a plan. You need
to channel that anger you felt then towards massive, giant men. Then,
team with me, and take it out on the Sons of Darkness!
Mr. Lifeguard: I don't know, that just
seems like it won't work.
Termitas: Lifeguard, you need to
remember! Remember that it was the Sons of Darkness who through your
father off that roof!
Mr. Lifeguard: But it wasn't.
Termitas: They put your father in coma!
Mr. Lifeguard: He's actually healthy,
now.
Termitas: Fine, fine....But you know
what they DID do? They told me.... [El Termitas looks around to make
sure no one else is around, then leans forward to whisper in
Lifeguard's ear] ...they told me, that when they go to the beach, and
they see warning flags indicating strong tides...they take those
flags down, and tell swimmers that the ocean is safe!
Mr. Lifeguard: That's dangerous! People
can drown!
Termitas: Exactly! And as I look around
now, there's only one lifeguard that can stop them, and that's YOU!
Mr. Lifeguard!
Mr. Lifeguard: I must stop them! But,
you're still teaming with me, right?
Termitas: I am! I'm just not a
certified lifeguard.
Mr. Lifeguard: Well I'm anointing you
an honorary lifeguard for this match. The Sons of Darkness will learn
a few things about safety by the time we're done with them!
