Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Muscle Them Out

[Fredric St. Pierre and Lovable Liam are in their locker room hanging out, when Crash MuscleGate barges in]

Crash MuscleGate: Do you believe this? We never should have came here! This is wrong! It's a travesty!

Frederic: Please, please. Take a breath. Tell us what is the matter.

Crash MuscleGate: I'm Crash MuscleGate!

Liam: That's something to be proud of!

Crash: You don't get it. I'm Crash...MUSCLE...Gate. I signed up with this company, and I was told all of these great plans...Crash MuscleGate water bottles, Crash MuscleGate heart monitors, Crash MuscleGate headbands! And what happens as soon as I put my name on that contract, AND get my MuscleGang signed too? Oh, here comes a team called the Muscle Bombers!

Liam: Oh my God...they stole your name!

Crash: Their name doesn't even make sense. Human tissue does not just explode and cause massive casualties!

Frederic: Do not worry, mon ami. Liam and I will confront them in a match, and defeat them. Life will be good for us again.

Liam: And if you're still stressed out, I can give you a massage to help calm you down.

Crash: Thank you Liam, but that won't be necessary. I believe in you and Frederic. Defeat those Muscle Bombers!