The J-Transfer - Late Interviews

March 30th 2011



Hey everyone! Welcome to another edition of the J-Transfer! I’m Jay Phillips! Well, the next show is just one day away, and I’m here to bring you some last minute updates, quotes, and even some buzzer-beating challenges! Let’s roll the clips!



*Pedro Muchacho is seen carrying his gym bag and in walking to his Rolls-Royce Phantom in an expensive suit and his luchador mask.*




Jay: Pedro! Your thoughts on that cosmic challenge from Quasar?




Pedro: Let me tell chu sometheeng, Hay! Que-sar had the luck of the Ireesh on hees side last time because eet was Saint Patty’s Day, and hees all green like a lepreekon! But thees time, will be deefrint! Don’t expek thees match to be as long, hombre. I will beet him queekly and weeth authoratee! No one will say hees performance was stellar! Ha ha ha! See what I deed there? Ha ha ha!



*clips cuts to a ring in an near empty gym where Bruno Kowalski is sparring with one of his trainers*




Jay: Bruno! Can you give me some insight on your Triple Threat match with Mark Blood and Slam Jackson?




Bruno: *in mid-application of a rear naked choke hold* It’s going to be a hell of a match. Slam Jackson, despite his flashy look and name, is pure talent. I might have to rely on a few double-teams in order to take him down. And as for Mark, it’s clear his father trained him well. He had some bad luck in the tournament, but I think anyone who writes him off is underestimating him. I won’t make that mistake.



*clip to Jay cowering down in front of Nick Belhor with Apollyon and Abbadon standing behind him*




Nick: *audio cutting in* ---and furthermore, Rex should be calling ahead and reserving a room in the hospital’s E.R. And the fact that this is a non-title match shows the hubris of NRWL’s executives and how they want their “marketable” champion figurehead. But I ask them, what will they do when their “poster boy” champion is nothing but a mess of irreparable flesh and meat lying in the middle of the canvas at the hands of Apollyon?




Jay: So it’s Apollyon taking on Rex? What’s in store for Abbadon then?




*Nick flares his eyes and scowls at Jay, who runs away*



Jay: Those guys scare me.



*cut to Jay standing with Ash in front of an NRWL logo backdrop*




Jay: Ash, you currently aren’t schedule for any match this Thursday. Anyone you would like to call out?




Ash: First off, let me say that you’ve got an awesome button-down shirt there. I also prefer the saturated colors as opposed to the pastels. And look at your rockin’ the matching tie!




Jay: Thanks! I got them at the Express!




Ash: Awesome! But yeah, the fans’ favorite, me, isn’t on the card right now. And that totally sucks! But there’s also 3 other dudes not on the card as well – Storm Harrison, Slugger Malone, and Marty Anderson. To all them I say, how about it? Let’s give these awesome fans a great match. Let’s steal the show! And if you are really asking “what’s in it for me?” then I say, “showcasing your talents in a match will get you a title shot quicker than doing nothing but watching other wrestle.” But I’m going to add a twist! How about some sort of “team” match. No one has one of those yet. Now, I would take anyone as a partner cause they’re all great! But I feel a certain kinship towards Storm Harrison. He’s got an awesome name, and he’s got long hair like me!




Jay: But—




Ash: So I’m ready to throw down and slap palms! Yeah! *walks off camera*



I thought “Slugger” was a pretty awesome name, and he has long hair too… Anyway, there you have it for the clips. Lastly, I have a message from Ingoyama……I think.




*reaches off-camera, pulls in object.*




See, I received this large piece of bark with weird markings and stick figures kind of painted on it. Using Google Translate, I interpreted it to roughly mean:




“Scotty the Body Eiffel Tower, when you stand off against me, you will lose. I will make you know the pride of my people. When the lion roars, your bones will quiver in panic under your flesh. You are now the trophy for which I hunt.”



And that’s it for this edition of the J-Transfer. Will the new challenges be accepted? Who will back up their words? Who will eat their words? What if Apollyon defeats Rex Anarchy? All these questions will be answered this Thursday! Don’t miss it!