Slamnation!

April 22nd 2011



NRWL reporters were in the right place at the right time recently during an exchange between wrestlers Quasar and Slam Jackson. Slam Jackson met up with Quasar at a restaurant to discuss his upcoming match with Pedro Muchacho. Here is a transcript of a portion of the conversation they had.







Slam Jackson: A piece of wood, you say?




Quasar: A piece of bark, actually. It had animals drawn on it.




SJ: That is messed up, man. What does it mean?




Quasar: Well, it means either Ingoyama wanted me to have a gift to hang on my wall, an invitation to go hunting, or he wanted my attention for a match. I honestly have no idea. Whatever it is, I’m going to meet up with him in the ring. If it’s a match he wants, I’m happy to give him a memorable one!




SJ: You always do. I am planning on one myself with Pedro Muchacho.




Quasar: Right, so, you want to know about Pedro’s strategy in the ring?




Slam Jackson: That’s right, man. Look, you are the only guy around here that has been in the ring with him so far. You know what he is capable of in the ring. I’ve watched the tapes. I know he’s fast. I know he’s got some good moves. What am I looking for?




Quasar: Well, I think you’ve got it. He’s fast but he’s also unpredictable. Just when you think he’s slowing down, he kicks it up another notch and if you aren’t ready, you are out before you have a chance to react. He’s not the biggest guy around, but he’s one of the most dangerous. No doubt about it.




SJ: Sounds like a fun time! I am looking forward to this and so is the rest of the Slamnation!




Quasar: I’m sorry. The what?







At this point in the conversation, Slam Jackson stood up from their table and started talking to the whole restaurant.







SJ: Yeah! Who here is a member of the Slamnation? Let me see where you at!







The entire restaurant exploded with cheers. Quasar looked around in surprise. The feeling in the room was similar to what you can experience in the NRWL Arena. Slam climbed up on the table, put his hands above his head and clapped to get the audience pumped up. After a minute, they started to quiet down so he could speak.




SJ: The Slamnation is worldwide, my celestial friend! These people are the best fans in the whole world! You’ll see what I mean? You know my friend, Quasar? Give it up for the “Superhero from the Stars”! Let me hear you!







The noise in the restaurant was deafening. Slam Jackson had turned a nice, quiet dinner atmosphere into a huge pep rally. There were chants of “Qua-sar! Qua-sar! Qua-sar!” and cheering. Slam pumped his fist in the air as they did it. Quasar stood up and waved to everyone with a surprised look on his face.







SJ: Yeah! That’s right. You know who the good guys are. Are you all ready for Slam Jackson to get in the ring with Pedro Muchacho? Are you ready for a slammin’ party at the NRWL Arena before, during, AND after my match? Yeah?!







The restaurant gave an assuring cheer.







SJ: Then this is what is going to happen. Slam Jackson. Pedro Muchacho. We’re going to rumble in that ring and it is going to be one of the greatest matches you’ll EVER see. Move-for-move, turnbuckle-to-turnbuckle, North-to-South, East-to-West, it’s coming at you full force! Pedro, be ready because we’re hungry! We’re fired up! And I will deliver you to Slamnation! Let me hear you!!!







With that, the challenges from both Ingoyama and Pedro Muchacho have been accepted. Will Quasar be successful against Ingoyama? Will Pedro Muchacho be able to hold his own against Slam Jackson and his “Slamnation”? We’ll find out at the next NRWL Event!

The J-Transfer - Respect, Challenge, Determination, and Symbols

April 22nd 2011



Hey everyone! Jay Phillips here bringing you another J-Transfer! We got a lot of stuff for you today, so let’s start things off in the ring with Bruno Kowalski!



*Cutting into the action in the ring surrounded by cheering fans. Bruno Kowalski is speaking into the mic*




Bruno: --so to Marty Anderson, I say this. You’ve got the intestinal fortitude to take a beating like you did last week and maintain consciousness. Well done. But as far as your tag victory, there’s nothing that proves to me that it wasn’t a lucky tag any more than it was a good tag team strategy. Sorry, but that’ s just how it is. I see it as you guys stealing a win, not earning one. And speaking of earning stuff – it shouldn’t matter to you whether I “love you or I hate you.” But as far as respecting you, that’s something you’re going to have to earn. So at the next event, you’d better bring your A-game, because the Polish Powerhouse is ready to make sure you don’t steal another win!



*Cut back to Jay*




Strong words from Bruno. Will Marty have one more person respecting him, or will Kowalski lay the smacketh d----wait, nevermind. So here’s a soothing interview I had with Pedro Muchacho…



*Scene opens in a massage parlor. Pedro Muchacho is laying on his front on a massage bed-table thing getting a rub down from very attractive masseuse, wearing nothing but his luchador mask and towel over his backside. Jay crouches under the table and holds the mic up to the face hole in the bed so Pedro can speak into it*




Pedro: I theenk I proved that I am the reeel deeel. And now I go from one colorful opponent to another. Thees time, I want to take on Slam H-ackson. Thees hombre ees riding a weening streeek, but eets high time I put out hees flame. All the naranja clothes een the world won’t help you, chico. So come watch me fly, while you watch H-ackson fall!



*Scene ends. Cuts back to Jay*




Pedro Muchacho against Slam H-ackson? That’s a match I would LOVE to see! Entertainment guaranteed! So, later on at the event that we showed earlier that Bruno was talking at, Scotty “The Body” Paris got on the mic too—except he had a separate, private ring built in another part of the building where fans weren’t allowed.



*Scene cuts to Scotty Paris with a mic in a ring in an empty section of the arena. He is shown on the Revolu-Tron in the main ring area and his microphone is patched into the main PA system*




Scotty: You know, to get ahead in this world, you have to be persistent and forceful. But you people wouldn’t know anything about that. I mean, you all wear the same shirt at least twice in your life, and none of you have a signature style of track pants named after you. But if you want to see how it’s done – take a good look at me. I am now in the main event at the next show. How did I get that? Lots of reasons. Determination. Drive. Charisma. I bring a sorely needed fire to this snoozer of a match.




“Even the insertion of a ladder wouldn’t be enough to keep an my 92-year old grandmother awake in the nursing home I stuck her in! I mean, who wants to watch Frankenstein one-sidedly mash that unruly man-child, Rex Anarchy, into the mat again? “Wah! I don’t like rules!” Shut up! That’s stupid! What’s wrong with you? Rules are actually more fair than the anarchy you preach. Rules allow the exceptional people who are a cut above the rest to get ahead and excel in life – like they should. If you ran the universe, life would still be stuck at the plankton stage. And as for The Masked Bigfoot – he pretty much IS plankton, just floating around in muck with no purpose.”




“So rest assured, Scotty “The Body®” Paris™ will bring the game, looks, fire, charisma, intelligence, entertainment, and interest to this match! And I will walk away with a title shot in my back pocket and a smile on my face, while Rex and Hannibal Lector are left in the ring, scratching their heads wondering what happened! Ha!”




*cell phone rings*




“Hold on, I gotta take this. Hello? …….Who do you think this is??? ……..Well then why did you ask? Did you suddenly forget who I was when you saw my name in your contacts list?! ………….Listen, I’m busy right now. Call me back later. ……………..I’m promoting my upcoming match! Why? What do you want to discuss??? ……………Yeah. ……………Yeah. ……………..Right. ………………Ok. ……………….And what did you tell them? ………………..Did they go for that or not? ………………………And what did you say? ………………..Right. …………………….Well, that’s not the angle I would’ve gone with. That’s why you’re just and agent and not a star! ………………….Ok. ………………..No. ……………….”



*Cut back to Jay*




Jay: Scotty talked on his cell phone in the ring for another 15 minutes before finally leaving the ring, while still on the cell phone. We figured you wouldn’t care to watch that. And finally, on this J-Transfer, we leave you with video snippet. Thanks for watching the J-Transfer! See you next time!



*Scene cuts to a dressing room door that says “Quasar.” The door opens and, sure enough, Quasar is there. Before exiting he looks down on the ground, off camera, with a puzzled look. He reaches down and picks up a large piece of bark. On it are tribal marking and stick figure animals painted on it. He studies it with a furled brow while the scene fades out*

A Challenge From The Stars

March 14th 2011



Quasar, the man who battled his way to the NRWL Championship finals against Champion Rex Anarchy isn’t licking his wounds and laying low. Before getting to the finals, “The Superhuman from the Stars” wrestled in a memorable fifteen minute match against Pedro Muchacho that has been regarded as the best match of the night. According to Quasar, fifteen minutes just isn’t enough.




“Pedro Muchacho and I really pushed the boundaries of what people were expecting from us. We stole the show! It was an incredible experience and I think the fans deserve to get even more. If he’ll accept, I would love to face Pedro in the ring again.”




Will Pedro Muchacho accept the challenge? We hope to find out soon!