Saturday, May 21, 2011

Chopping Down Trees

May 21st 2011

*Jay Phillips is backstage with Rex Anarchy, who is leaning against a wall. The NRWL Championship is draped over his shoulder.*

Jay Phillips: Fans, I'm here with Rex Anarchy, the NRWL Champion. Last week, he lost a non-title match against Bruno Kowalski. This week? Bruno will be his tag team partner as they take on the Sons of Darkness. Rex, what are your feelings on this turn of events?

Rex Anarchy: Jay, let me start first by speaking of last week's match. Bruno Kowalski proved he is one of the best guys in the business. No doubt about it, he was the better man. We'll have our day again soon and when we do, I expect this title to be on the line. The truth is, I'm itching for a real title defense. Bruno Kowalski is the real deal. Which brings me to the question at hand. How do I feel about this current turn of events? I don't fear the Sons of Darkness. Apollyon and I are no strangers and we're no friends. Abbadon's just another Apollyon. Nick Belhor is just a flea. He can't even help his own guys win a match! Did you see the Abbadon/Harrison match?

JP: I did. So you sound pretty confident in this match. Certainly you are no stranger to the Sons of Darkness. How do you feel about Bruno Kowalski as your partner?

RA: You can put me on a team with anyone. If they're no good, I'll just pull the extra weight. That's not what is happening here. Bruno Kowalski as my partner is the best scenario I could hope for. You made a mistake, Belhor. The two of us are going to chop down your mutants like trees and we'll do it with our bare hands.


JP: Sounds like this should be a great match! You know, I have to ask. You are speaking very highly of Bruno Kowalski. It doesn't seem like you.

RA: Well Jay, you have to give credit where it is due. I thought Kowalski was good before we got in the ring but after being in the ring with him personally, I knew for certain. The Sons of Darkness have backed themselves into a corner. We will defeat them and kick them aside. It's time to finally put these freaks in their place!

*Rex Anarchy walks off, leaving Jay Phillips by himself.*

JP: Rex Anarchy and Bruno Kowalski against the Sons of Darkness. This is sounding like it is going to be big!