May 3rd 2011
*Scene cuts to backstage where Jay is seen
interviewing Ash*
Jay: I’m
here with the man who defeated Abbadon at the last show, Ash!
Ash:
What did I tell you Jay? Abbadon
and I stole the show! Our match was
epic! But I knew the whole time I’d win
because there was nobody out there that didn’t believe in me! Ha ha ha!
Ooooh! It hurts to laugh!
Jay:
Because your ribs got bruised when Abbadon chokeslammed you onto the
steel steps?
Ash:
That might be part of the reason, but probably not. Anyway, I called you here to drop some
deneuralizing news for you and for the amazing fans! I’m going to be in a match at the next show!
Jay:
…..that’s….not really all that ground-breaking. I kinda expected you to—
Ash: A
tag match!
Jay:
O…….k….. You already were in one
so that’s really not surpr—
Ash:
Calling out Marty Anderson and Slugger Malone!
Jay: Who
beat you, so it’s understandable you would want a remat—
Ash:
With the entire Slamnation backing me, because my partner is none other
than…. Slam!!! ….JACKSON!!!!!
Jay:
Slam Jackson!?!
*Ash points over to a blank piece of conspicuously
placed drywall. A pair of pyrotechnic
flames burst on both sides of it, and Slam Jackson bursts through the
wall. He “accidentally” loses balance
and falls down through the rest of the wall, sending his fedora tumbling.*
Jay:
Ooooh my…..
*Slam crawls over to it in faux-panic and places it
back on his hands and stands up. He
stands before Jay and Ash silently for a few seconds and dusts off his
hands. After a while he turns around and
reaches back through the hole and pulls out a milkcrate which he walks over and
places on the ground nex to Jay. Slam
climbs up on the milkcrate and throws his fists in the air*
Slam: If
you’re a citizen of Slamnation, then make some NOOOOOIIIIISSSE!!!!
*Off camera, all crew members and arena employees in
the vicinity began cheering.*
Slam:
That’s right! The population of
Slamnation is growing every day! And
now, it’s going to increase exponentially because it’s joining forces with
Ash! That’s right! The fans’ two favorite wrestlers will make up
one dream team. We will put on a clinic
against Marty and Slugger for Slamnation members old and new! Yeah!
Ash:
Well Jay, what do you think about that?
Jay: I
think we got ourselves one heck of a tag team match at the next show.
Ash: Now
you’re talking Jay! With Slam Jackson
and his Slamnation at my side, there’s not a doubt in my mind that we’ll take
this match!
Slam:
Yeah!
*Slam jumps down off the milkcrate and shakes Ash’s
hand. Slam then turns and busts through
the NRWL backdrop behind Ash and Jay, startling Jay and leaving a big hole
where backstage equipment can be seen*
Jay:
Well, I guess we should wind this down.
Any closing statements, Ash?
Ash: Oh
heck yeah! I read in President
Sunderland’s e-mail that there’s a sort of Team Tournament coming up soon.
Jay: How
did you read his—
Ash: I
went to see him but he wasn’t there and his computer was unlocked. I thought I’d just play Solitiare until he
got back, but then I thought I’d check to make sure he got that e-card I sent
him with the singing Dick Cheney. It was
so funny! I’ll send it to you too! What’s your e-mail?
Jay: No,
that’s ok. But what about this
tournament?
Ash:
Yeah, about that. I want to be a
team captain. I think I not only got
what it takes to lead my team to victory, but I’m also the fans’ favorite! They’d want to see me captain of a team! Team Ash.
Has a great sound to it! So, my
hat’s thrown into the ring. Let’s make
it happen!
Jay: A
challenge, a team, and a request from Ash.
How will it all pan out? We will
see at the next show.
