[Mr. Lifeguard's music hits, and he
comes out to the ring, energizing the crowd along the way]
Jim “The Amp” Johnson: Look at the
crowd's reaction to Mr. Lifeguard!
Warhead: I never knew there were this
many fans of mathematical addition!
[Lifeguard enters the ring and takes a
mic]
Mr. Lifeguard: Wow....that's all I
can...wow. Being back here at NRWL....this is just great! I have to
admit, I was a bit nervous coming back. It's like when you were back
in school, and that kid moves away for a year, but then he comes back
a year later, and he's completely different and everyone hates
him...well I'm not that kid, because the reception I've received has
been tremendous! I want to thank all the fans out there who have been
supporting me, coming up to me for pictures, for
autographs...although I must say, I signed so many autographs
tonight, my swimming hand is a bit sore. So if there IS someone
drowning, they may die. But you know what? That will not stop me from
signing more autographs for all of you Lifeguard fans!
[The crowd cheers, and Mr. Lifeguards
gives his own round of applause for the crowd. This does not last
long, as the music of Katsutoshi hits, and he walks out onto the ramp
with Leiko]
Katsutoshi: ...You've been talking for
about a minute, and you're already the most annoying man I've ever
encountered. So just stop with this pandering and tell me straight
up...why are you here? Because as I see it, you're here to waste
space. You're here to waste time! Just go back to wherever you came
from. I'm here to get to the top, and I do that by defeating
opponents.
Mr. Lifeguard: Whoa, me too man! We
just have different ways of going about it! I love a good match! But
when I'm not in the ring fighting, why should I be walking around
backstage, pretending to everyone that I'm a big mean, angry, tough
guy?! I like to relax, have fun, enjoy life! Try it sometime!
Katsutoshi: Lifeguard, I hope you keep
that attitude. You'll make for an easy match. [Katsutoshi and Leiko
leave, while Mr. Lifeguard remains in the ring to pump the crowd up a
bit more]
Jim: Two very different men, and two
different styles!
Warhead: But both can go in the ring!
It's going to be interesting to see where this goes between them!
