[“Turn My Swag On” by Soulja Boy plays on the PA system and Scotty Paris, with Trixie, comes out from behind the curtain to a surprising cheer from the crowd. On his way down the ramp he points to the belt and them to himself, smiling the whole time. He and Trixie climb into the ring and Scotty takes a mic as his music dies down. The crowd is actually cheering “Scot-ty! Scot-ty! Scot-ty!”]
Scotty: It was only a matter of time. I couldn’t be denied for much longer. They tried to keep me down, but they failed! They are failures, I’m a success!
[The crowd cheers with approval.]
Scotty: I fought back against shifty backstage politics keeping me out of the title hunt. I fought back from atrocious refereeing that denied me a title shot. I fought back against injury that would’ve retired a lesser man. And when the time was right, I made my move and used my guaranteed title match contract after they all forgot I even had one! And here I am. The NRWL Champion! I can’t think of anyone more deserving!
[The crowd cheers, but is cut-off by Dropbox’s “Wishbone” as The 4 Elements come out from behind the curtain. The cheers turn to boo’s as they make their way down the ramp and into the ring They form a semicircle around Scotty and Trixie.]
Tommy V: Congratulations on your cheap win, Scotty. Boy, that was really a test of valor, what you did at the last show - coming out and immediately challenging someone who just went through a war of a match.
Marcus: Yeah. You want to talk about someone who has overcome the deck being stacked against him. THIS man [points to Max Destruction] has been getting ducked and dodged during Bruno’s entire, unimpressive, title reign.
Mikey: Despite Max showing he’s got what it takes, he had to claw and scrape to get his title shot. And while he was doing that, you were [does scare quotes] “recovering” from your injury, sunning yourself in front of your pool. And now you crow about how you’re back from such an injury? You don’t have any idea what it’s like to be REALLY injured, like I was! The real miracle recovery story here is me, not you.
Max: There’s two ways you’re leaving this ring in the next 2 minutes. You’re walking out without the belt, or you’re being carted off without the belt.
[The 4 Elements slowly start advancing, when suddenly “Crying Like a Bitch” by Godsmack starts playing the crowd erupts in cheers! Bruno Kowalski and Marty Anderson make their way down the ramp and climb into the ring.]
Bruno: Well, you guys have a lot of nerve. Accusations, lies, and playing the victim. It’s tired, and we’re all sick of hearing it. For all the blah, blah, blah you guys come out here and spew, you haven’t really done anything except have a brief tag team title run, which I would contest that your
victory in that match was due more to dissension in the Sons of Darkness than anything you did.
Marty: And on top of that, you guys promptly lost those belts...to Bruno and me! And you’re not going to be getting them back any time soon.
Tommy V: Oh, you guys really want to go there? Typical of you Bruno and this caveman you align yourself with - deny us a rightful rematch for those belts and duck and dodge us. You’re scared. We all know it. You can’t hide forever. We’re coming for those belts and there’s nothing you or anyone can do about it!
[“Stain” by Full Devil Jacket starts playing and the crowd cheers even louder! Johnny Young and Jacob Washing walk out of the curtain and down to the ring with serious intent. They climb in and take mics.]
Johnny: Aw yeeeeaah! You guys need to slow your roll. When you mention those tag team belts, you guys aren’t next in line. That honor goes to Jacob and myself. We’ve done nothing but tear through every tag team we’ve been put up against.
Jacob: We’re the #1 contenders for a reason. You JV’ers need to take your little club back to the treehouse you came from. When you grow up and become men, then maybe you’ll be treated like some. Until then we got nothing to say to you. But Bruno and Marty, we’re coming for your belts the next show, so you--
Max: Enough of this. Scotty, you and me for that belt. Here’s a sample of things to come!
[Max decks Scotty in the face. Bruno charges Max but Marcus jumps and Thesz presses Bruno and starts pounding him in the face. Marty kicks Marcus in the head to get him off Bruno while Jabob and Johnny lock up with Tommy V and Mikey. Scotty gets up and runs and spears MaxIt’s complete bedlam in the ring as all 9 men pummel each other. One by one The 4 Elements slither their way out of the ring and onto the ramp. They yell at the other 6 people in the ring. Scotty holds the belt up and waves at Max to come get it. Bruno and Marty stand opposite of Jacob and Johnny, as the twosomes eye each other suspiciously. The scene fades out.]
