*Jay Phillips is backstage with Mikey Armstrong. Mikey has his chest puffed out and a confident smile on his face.*
Jay Phillips: Mikey Armstrong, you came into the NRWL recently and have managed to make a strong early impression. Despite the win, Rex Anarchy claims that he let you have your victory over him. How do you feel about that?
Mikey Armstrong: Jay, I saw the tape afterward. It's obvious that he was just standing there while I pulled down the briefcase and won the match. You know what though, he knew he couldn't beat me so why bother trying? That's why he did what he did. Hey, I can't blame him. Why take the bumps if you don't have to? When you know you're beat, you know you're beat. Regardless of what he says, the end result is that I beat the NRWL Champion. I should be champion right now.
JP: It was a non-title match, Mikey.
MA: A non-title match, yes, but the champion lost to me, the only undefeated wrestler in the NRWL! I think that says it all right there.
JP: What?!? You've only been in two matches since being signed! I'd hardly consider that a major winning streak!
*Mikey points a finger to Jay's face and smiles.*
MA: I knew it. I knew you were going to say that! That's why you will want to listen closely. I've beaten Meinrad von Brakkus on two occasions. One of those occasions, I sent his tag team partner to the unemployment line. I beat the NRWL Champion. Both matches were brutal and I managed to come through them even stronger. Jay, I am the most amazing man alive! I am a juggernaut! In fact, I have decided to prove that to everyone beyond any shadow of a doubt.
JP: The most ama-- what? *Jay shakes his head.* Ok. How are you going to prove you are, ahem, "The most amazing man alive".
MA: And a juggernaut. Don't forget that. I will prove it by challenging Abbadon to a match! That will prove that I am the real deal!
JP: WHAT?!?! Are you insane?!
MA: Jay, there's nothing to fear. I have been training. See these guns?
*Mikey flexes his biceps.*
JP: Well, they're big, sure, but you're an average size here in the NRWL. Have you seen Abbadon in person? He's a mountain!
MA: But he'll fall to Mikey Armstrong! Trust me. There's no one bigger than Abbadon and when I beat him, no one can deny my amazing abilities!
JP: Well, actually, he's not the biggest. He's the same size as Apollyon.
MA: Nope. That bag on his head gives him a size advantage.
JP: That's completely irrelevant. It's just a bag.
MA: You may see it that way but I see it as me going the extra mile.
JP: That makes no sense at all.
MA: Give it a minute. I'll let it sink in. Now, I must be off. See you at the show tomorrow, Jay. You're in for a treat when you see my match! It's going to be great!
*Mikey walks away smiling with his head held high. Jay watches him walk away and then looks into the camera.*
JP: Fans, pray for that man. I don't think he has any idea what's about to happen to him.
