Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Golden Age of Slamnation

*Jay Phillips is standing outside of Slam Jackson's dressing room door.*

Jay Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, we are just twenty four hours away from the big match between NRWL Champion Rex Anarchy and the man who is challenging him for that title, Slam Jackson. Rex had some very strong words about the NRWL and the fate of the championship that he currently holds. If Slam loses this match, Rex Anarchy has vowed to take the championship hostage and refuse to defend it, leaving the NRWL without a championship title, killing it's long history. The pressure is on for Slam Jackson. Can he step up and save the title? Let's find out.

*Jay is about to knock on the door when it opens suddenly. Slam Jackson is standing at the door, looking very serious.*

JP: I was just about to knock!

Slam Jackson: Jay, life is too short for knocking. There are important matters to discuss!

JP: Yes, in fact, I'm here to speak with you about your match. There is so much pressure on your shoulders. The NRWL fans are looking for you to come through with a big win. How do you feel? Are you prepared?

SJ: Yes, yes, we'll get to that, but there are other matters to discuss!

JP: Ok.........

SJ: Jacob, I - I can call you Jacob, right?

JP: Well, it's Jason, actually.

SJ: Oh. Well Jason, we need to talk about something bigger than the NRWL championship. We need to talk to about the party that happens after tomorrow's match to celebrate me WINNING THE NRWL CHAMPIONSHIP WHERE'S THE SLAMNATION AT I WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!

*People start cheering from all over. Jay looks around, unable to find anyone.*

JP: What the...? Is that piped in through speakers or something?

SJ: I don't know, Jay. I don't really ever think about it. I'll call for the Slamnation while at home and hear them all throughout the house. The Slamnation is everywhere, Jason. It's an unstoppable force that cannot be stopped and that's why I'm already planning the celebration. You see, that Rex Anarchy is a bad, bad man. He wants to ruin the NRWL legacy and the company with it. But what he doesn't understand is that he isn't fighting me, Slam Jackson, no, he's fighting the whole Slamnation! We won't let him succeed.

JP: So you are confident in your victory tomorrow?

SJ: Jason, I have to be. There can be no room for failure. Rex Anarchy kicked open a bee's nest full of Slamnation and it will mercilessly sting him and send him home crying. This company has gone long enough with a champion who doesn't want to even be the champion. It's time the NRWL gets a champion that is deserves!

JP: I am sure all of your fans, the Slamnation, and NRWL fans everywhere, are behind you. We'll see you tomorrow. Good luck, Slam Jackson!