The J-Transfer - Mysterious VHS Tape

March 12th 2011



Hi! This is Jay Phillips for another edition of The J-Transfer. I received this weird, square plastic thing in my mailbox this morning. It kind of looks like a big, bulky DVD case with two little wheels on it. One of the older gentlemen that works here said it was called a VHS tape. So I went to our A/V storage and found an old....what did he call it? A VCR? I popped it and hit "play" and here's what was on it...







*The video starts with the sound of microphone clipping along with the camera shaking erratically. It comes to rest pointed at Nick Belhor, with Apollyon and Abbadon standing over his left and right shoulders. The room is empty, and is barely lit by flickering, low-watt bulb in an old lamp with no lampshade*



Nick Belhor: Greetings. Now that this shameful joke of a championship tournament is concluded, perhaps my words will be listened to. They had better – for the sake of the signed talent in the NRWL.



This message’s target audience is none other than the newly anointed champion, Rex Anarchy. Rex, you are a fool playing a fool’s game. You talk about your notions of chaos. Take a look at yourself. You are not against the system. You are now part of the system. The NRWL now has their “poster boy” champion. The people love the charismatic villain. And make no mistake – the NRWL suits will make so much money off of you. Yes, you will line the pockets of type of men that you so claim to be against. Congratulations, you are now Rex Property.



And now, I invite you to take a look at the two men to my left and my right. These men are real men of chaos and turmoil. You may have defeated four men last night, but those four men combined aren’t even half of one of the Sons of Darkness. You know, Abbadon and Apollyon are also quite proficient in causing disorder and disruption to system – the systems of the human body.



So, paper champion, I humbly demand you, after having your shining moment in the sun to celebrate your hollow victory, earn your championship by taking on one of the Sons of Darkness. And I say “earn” and not “defend” because in our eyes, you haven’t proven you’re the best yet.



I implore you to choose and choose soon, or perhaps both Abbadon and Apollyon will have to change their names to “Wrecks Anarchy.”



*video cuts off*







Wow! Rex Anarchy isn't even champion for 12 hours and already he's being called out! Will he answer the call though? We'll see what we can get from Rex and we'll be checking his Twitter account regularly. I'm Jay Phillips and this was The J-Transfer!