Action! Scotty!

March 17th 2011



*Scotty "The Body" is reclining on a chair, sunning himself in front of his "SP"-shaped pool outside his enormous mansion. Tanning in the chair next to him is Trixie. Scotty is on his cell phone*




Scotty: Listen, you're my agent! And I pay you way more than your worth! Now you find some way to make this match happen, or you start looking for another client to represent! Because let me tell you, there is NO shortage of agents out there who wouldn't think twice about stepping on their own mothers' necks just to work with me! Got it?!? You find the zoo keeper that's managing that Hakuna Matata guy, and tell him that they've got a match with Scotty "the Body!" Understand?? .............Ok, quiet. I'm not listening to your "But's." Make it happen. Now.




*Scotty disconnects the call and throws his cell phone into the pool. He then calls to one of his pool attendants*




Scotty: Hey! You! There's some garbage in my pool! Fish it out, now! And don't get any grass clippings in the water! Got it??




Trixie: You don't even swim in this pool.




Scotty: It's not a swimming pool. It's part of the landscaping.