*Jay Phillips is standing in a backstage dressing room with an unfamiliar man. The man is wearing a cowboy hat, leather vest, and a stone face accented by a moustache above his lip.*
Jay Phillips: Fans, I am standing here with a man who has just signed on with the New Revolution Wrestling League. His name is John Austin Baker. Some of you may know him from our minor league system last season but now he is here on the main roster. Mr. Baker, I believe you have something you'd like to say to the NRWL fans.
John Austin Baker: That's right, Jay. Just as you said, my name is John Austin Baker. It's taken me a long time to get here. I've had to show everyone that out of all of that trash that floats around in the minor league system, there's a diamond. That's me. I am a serious man. I'm not here for laughs, for drama. I'm here to wrestle and I'm here to be the NRWL Champion. Now that I have arrived, everyone on the NRWL roster will have to work just that much harder to ---
*A large, unshaved man in overalls walks up alongside John Baker and slaps him on the back. Baker groans and lowers his head.*
???: Well, I see we got our first interview here! Hey there, little guy!
*The large man extends his hand to Jay Phillips who shakes it while looking at the man with curiosity.*
JP: Umm.. Hi. Mr. Baker, who is this?
JAB: *sighs* This is my idiot cousin, Crawford. Don't pay him any attention. Now, I'm here to make a challenge to anyone who thinks they are tough enough to ---
Crawford: John, we have a match already.
JP: Wait, wait... WE have a match? You're a wrestler? And you two are a team?
JAB: No! No, he's confused. Look --
Crawford: That's right. John and me, we got signed together as a team. We have our first match already. Tommy Violence and Marcus vs John Austin Baker and me! Crawford!
JP: Wow, you two are facing two members of The Four Elements! That will be quite a task. What are your thoughts on this match?
JAB: I... Ugh. Whatever.
Crawford: I'm looking forward to this match. I can't wait until we show the fans how great we are in the ring. I can't wait to put some smiles on some little kids faces when we come out of this first match with a victory! Isn't that right, John?
JAB: Shut up, Crawford.
JP: *trying to hold back a laugh* And there you have it fans. John Austin Baker and Crawford have arrived in the NRWL! I can't wait to see them in action!
*Jay can't help but smirk at John Austin Baker, who just sneers at Jay before storming off. Crawford puts one big arm around Jay's shoulder and poses with a smile in front of the camera.*
